BB King Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 Okay just so you are all clear I have no pride or shame and am not above begging and I really want a key so here are the reasons why I deserve one. 1: I recently lost my 1997 map of the stars for Los Angeles and need this mod to fill that void in my life. 2: I promised my brother in laws, second cousins, best friends, taxi drivers, dog groomers neighbor that I'd play this mod before he left this planet. (he is not dying but hes not a very good driver so you never know) 3: I once saved a mother of four from certain peril. (that stupid cat still plays in the road?) Reasons I think you need me to be a tester 1: I have nothing better to do. I live in North Pole, Alaska and winter is starting. 2: Im really good looking (according to my grandma and her friend Bernice so you know its true), and wouldn't a better looking player base help? 3: I have tested many many things, the brakes on my car, my boss's patience, the limit on my credit card and the effectiveness of pepto bismol. I truly hope these reasons put me above the mark and you guys can see that you need me. I can provide character references if needed. BB King Semper and Sammster 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElDubya Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 paitence effectivness truley charecter Sorry man, pretty sure Epoch keys are handed out based on a spelling score from the thread in question, and you failed. Better luck next time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB King Posted September 19, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 Wow thanks for the dickish reply. Perhaps if your not busy later you could come by and make fun of the way I dress and my haircut too. BB King Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElDubya Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 LOL As if you actually dress yourself ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB King Posted September 20, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2014 It wouldnt matter either way, you would still sit behind your keyboard and make fun of me. I'm sure your own insecurities drive this and somehow it makes your feel better about yourself. If thats what you need to do bud go for it. Now about those keys......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digdoug Posted September 20, 2014 Report Share Posted September 20, 2014 you will have a better chance if you go to twitch.tv and watch epoch streams with key giveaway in the title. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElDubya Posted September 20, 2014 Report Share Posted September 20, 2014 ^^^^ this. Begging for keys on a forum isn't going to get you a key. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB King Posted September 20, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2014 Man this forum is lucky to have you! Always around to point out what I'm doing wrong. I'm going to put you on my Christmas mailing list. I may even send you a fruit cake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB King Posted September 20, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2014 Thanks digdoug, I'll give that a shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElDubya Posted September 20, 2014 Report Share Posted September 20, 2014 I'm going to put you on my Christmas mailing list. I may even send you a fruit cake. Awesome, I like cake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carl101 Posted September 20, 2014 Report Share Posted September 20, 2014 Someone get this guy a key already! I mean, he did save a mother of four... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sammster Posted September 20, 2014 Report Share Posted September 20, 2014 I really think BB King should get his key. Laughed so hard =D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HellbillyChaz Posted September 20, 2014 Report Share Posted September 20, 2014 Epic! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB King Posted September 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 Thanks guys, the post is more for fun than anything else. BB King Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sh@dow Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 Very nice haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vivid Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 I pro stalked axle on Twitter & went into his twitch stream that he key bombed,took a week but I finally got one..good luck bb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legolas_xp Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 Epich !! LOL,, sad that I already used my key,,, but you can go here https://twitter.com/EpochMod and hunt some keys,,, :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB King Posted September 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 I really figured I would have one by now after all when I was in the third grade, The guy three houses down from us had a cousin named Axle so me and Axle are practically brothers. Heck we darn near grew up together. Surely he would give a key to his brother? Guns N Roses was better with Axle Rose....... Just sayin..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCorky Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 The profile picture makes this even better! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smok3 Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 BB King great post m8. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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