Whenever someone starts with the "I speak not good English" on my server, I get the ban stick ready. Especially when they ask if an admin is online "for no reason, just curious". But boy oh boy can they suddenly speak good English when you start the ban stick a swinging.. lol.. One convo sticks to mind:
Russian Guy: "Take me, my heli on plane broken"
Me: " I'm taking you to Klen instead.."
Russian Guy: "MY HELI.. TAKE ME MY HELI ON PLANE BROKEN"
Me: "Relax, I'm taking you to klen and that's final"
Russian Guy: "FOR F***SAKE JUST TAKE ME TO MY HELI YOU ***** P***. OR IM QUITTING THIS PIECE OF SHIT SERVER"
Me: "Oh so when you're mad you can suddenly speak good English?"
Player RussianGuy was Banned. Admin Ban "Ваш английский язык прекрасен, его ваше отношение, которое сосет."
lolismNET got a reaction from MatthewK in Permanent rollback database