Dr Weshnaw Posted August 30, 2014 Report Share Posted August 30, 2014 Fancy Chicken Church ADDED A FOLLOWERS LIST LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT TO BE ADDED! For those who don't know, during a stream by Sequisha the chat had made the Fancy Chicken Church. My dream is to make this a reality, so I decided I will! I will go out (when it's open to the public) and make the Fancy Chicken Church inside the game. All are welcome inside the church and all will be welcome to make there own EVERYWHERE! Fancy Chicken needs you too! All you must do is accept him into your heart. If you happen to see me or another Chicken worshiper in game you must yell "Hail Fancy Chicken" this is our universal sign of Fancy Chicken Worship. Fancy Chicken and I will be waiting for you in game! He will use his Flavor Thermometer staff to bring us all good fortune and Easter Eggs in our Epoch adventures! Fancy Chicken needs you, also, to show your artist renderings and what you believe him to look like (cause we all know I'm a s*** artist) (preferably a chicken, with a fancy mustache and using a meat thermometer as a staff) Hail Fancy Chicken! Prophet that brought great Fancy Chicken into existence : Sequisha He neither confirmed nor denied being Fancy Chicken : Axles List of Known Followers?: Dr Weshnaw B-dubz Smok3 Reditalian DrewZom taz2171 Fancy Chicken Church is what the group name is. #HailFancyChicken for those who use twitter and want to log your church's progress. Fancy Chicken Church lore: (post your own ideas) The Fancy chicken all started one day, when Sequisha started speaking the word of Fancy Chicken. After that day we all understood Fancy Chicken is the true being. Eventually, there were some who rejected Fancy Chicken like Kiory, it is not these people's fault it is just that they wont accept Fancy Chicken into their heart, or so I thought. We soon learned that the Fancy Chicken could be the one and only Axles, however he will neither confirm nor deny this fact so we can never be sure. One day we learned the true reason Kiory didn't believe. This reason was because he was being controlled by Fancy Chicken's enemy Gabe (The Cat). Gabe's evil reign would not last however, because soon he would not be able to fight at full strength. So in order to settle things one last time, with Fancy Chicken, Gabe jumped from a two story window (he's fine) to have one final showdown. The battle was of epic proportion however do to each being's godly potential neither was hurt in the battle. Eventually, Gabe had to return home to get nourishment from his keeper Kiory but knowing this would be his last battle he let out one last roar scarring Fancy Chicken's wing, removing his advantage of flight. When Fancy Chicken was ready to retaliate he saw Gabe was gone. He had returned to his keeper waiting at his door. (this battle was the cause of the large server problems and some residue of this battle is what may make the server "lag") You may be wondering why this was Gabe's last battle... this was due to Gabe being neutered or at least talk of it. However Gabe did not know that he mortally wounded Fancy Chicken so there powers are once again equal and the universe is balanced. Once every 4 hours they two beings clash once again, in doing so they cause the destruction of the world which they then restart to it's previous state to keep their people at ease. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Weshnaw Posted August 31, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2014 I have Worked on a new image of our god! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequisha Posted August 31, 2014 Report Share Posted August 31, 2014 fkn LOL. That is all. I think this can become a reality on launch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeceitfulPhoenix Posted August 31, 2014 Report Share Posted August 31, 2014 I think this can become a reality on launch. I read that as on "lunch" and now I'm hungry. Time to find the Chicken Lord then.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreizhFury Posted September 1, 2014 Report Share Posted September 1, 2014 Damn, I just become a Pastafarii member and now, thanks to Sequisha and Axles, I have to change again... :angry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insertcoins Posted September 1, 2014 Report Share Posted September 1, 2014 there is but one god, and he touched me with his noodly appendage. Sandusky Husky 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackScythe Posted September 1, 2014 Report Share Posted September 1, 2014 deleted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Weshnaw Posted September 1, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 1, 2014 I hope your god will reward our prayers with a lot of easter eggs. OMC that is something I had not thought of! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B_Dubz TwitchTv Posted September 1, 2014 Report Share Posted September 1, 2014 Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axle Posted September 1, 2014 Report Share Posted September 1, 2014 I can neither confirm nor deny, but I was born in year of the Cock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Weshnaw Posted September 1, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 1, 2014 I can neither confirm nor deny, but I was born in year of the Cock. I could just imagine running from a Fancy Chicken, who is telling me to drop my weapons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wheaticus Posted September 2, 2014 Report Share Posted September 2, 2014 Arise, Chicken, Arise... Arise, Chicken. CoreyRo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B_Dubz TwitchTv Posted September 2, 2014 Report Share Posted September 2, 2014 I could imagine your church being the one spot where the entire map can farm chickens...... it would be your worst nightmare ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Weshnaw Posted September 2, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 2, 2014 I could imagine your church being the one spot where the entire map can farm chickens...... it would be your worst nightmare ;) Actually I think that might be the dream instead of a nightmare! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B_Dubz TwitchTv Posted September 2, 2014 Report Share Posted September 2, 2014 Actually I think that might be the dream instead of a nightmare! Consider me a follower of the chicken church. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Weshnaw Posted September 3, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2014 ADDED A FOLLOWERS LIST LET ME KNOW(COMMENT OR MESSAGE ME (IF YOUR SHY)) IF YOU WANT TO BE ADDED! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smok3 Posted September 3, 2014 Report Share Posted September 3, 2014 I will follow. as you have annoited me by throwing fried chicken @ me in stream yesterday :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reditalian Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 i follow the church! i just got an alpha key to! steam http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198006990375/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reditalian Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 priest, get a code for sunday! lots are being given out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottybhoy85 Posted September 9, 2014 Report Share Posted September 9, 2014 saw this and thought of you guys http://uk.ign.com/articles/2014/09/09/kfc-launches-chicken-themed-keyboard-mouse-and-usb-drive-in-japan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewZom Posted September 10, 2014 Report Share Posted September 10, 2014 All hail Fancy Chicken !.... See u at church fellow survivors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Weshnaw Posted September 14, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2014 Necro for new lore... Fancy Chicken Church lore: (post your own ideas) The Fancy chicken all started one day, when Sequisha started speaking the word of Fancy Chicken. After that day we all understood Fancy Chicken is the true being. Eventually, there were some who rejected Fancy Chicken like Kiory, it is not these people's fault it is just that they wont accept Fancy Chicken into their heart, or so I thought. We soon learned that the Fancy Chicken could be the one and only Axles, however he will neither confirm nor deny this fact so we can never be sure. One day we learned the true reason Kiory didn't believe. This reason was because he was being controlled by Fancy Chicken's enemy Gabe (The Cat). Gabe's evil reign would not last however, because soon he would not be able to fight at full strength. So in order to settle things one last time, with Fancy Chicken, Gabe jumped from a two story window (he's fine) to have one final showdown. The battle was of epic proportion however do to each being's godly potential neither was hurt in the battle. Eventually, Gabe had to return home to get nourishment from his keeper Kiory but knowing this would be his last battle he let out one last roar scarring Fancy Chicken's wing, removing his advantage of flight. When Fancy Chicken was ready to retaliate he saw Gabe was gone. He had returned to his keeper waiting at his door. (this battle was the cause of the large server problems and some residue of this battle is what may make the server "lag") You may be wondering why this was Gabe's last battle... this was due to Gabe being neutered or at least talk of it. However Gabe did not know that he mortally wounded Fancy Chicken so there powers are once again equal and the universe is balanced. Once every 4 hours they two beings clash once again, in doing so they cause the destruction of the world which they then restart to it's previous state to keep their people at ease. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taz2171 Posted September 14, 2014 Report Share Posted September 14, 2014 I will follow the way of the fancy chicken All hail fancy chicken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reditalian Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 YOUR HERESY SHALL BE CLEANSED THE CULT OF THE DIVINE BEARD WILL RID YOUR FILFTH!!! May Jase bring hellfire upon your breed! and father phill have no mercy The duck dynasty hath begun in arma 3: Epoch, now betray your false gods whilst you can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Weshnaw Posted September 24, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2014 i follow the church! i just got an alpha key to! steam http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198006990375/ YOUR HERESY SHALL BE CLEANSED THE CULT OF THE DIVINE BEARD WILL RID YOUR FILFTH!!! May Jase bring hellfire upon your breed! and father phill have no mercy The duck dynasty hath begun in arma 3: Epoch, now betray your false gods whilst you can. I don't mean to sound rude, however, I don't think our church needs someone who will betray their beliefs so easily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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